Sarcasm+Cynicism=Me

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schmergo:

I am not good at confrontation. Unless it’s the song from Les Miserables called “Confrontation.” I am great at “Confrontation.”

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

royalanomaly:

some legends are told

some turn to dust or to gold

but you will remember me

remember me

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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cloudfreed:

my-own-superman:

I’m sorry, Professor, I didn’t do any of my homework cuz it was my dogs birthday.

oh my god oh my GOD

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

(Source: armisael)

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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(Source: saddestblogger)

percyblackjackson:

Panic! at the last minute because i didn’t do my homework

(Source: braedenes)

glorianas:

jesus didn’t die so your endgame for asoiaf is that jon and daenerys get the iron throne

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

coffeedepablo:

Girls don’t want boys girls want good storylines, canon otps, and their favorite female characters to get what they deserve

deanwinchesterackles:

bookjunkie26:

lumos5000:

bookjunkie26:

bookjunkie26:

When shows come off their hiatus

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Fandoms

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Writers/actors

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this is the best thing i’ve seen all day

Season Finales

Writers:

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Fandoms:

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OMFG it’s back on my dash

sirenck:

it’s just. ferguson isn’t over. this shit won’t ever be over. but people have stopped reblogging, stopped posting, stopped raising awareness for this major event. people are still angry. i’m still angry. stay angry.

“To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one’s self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived—this is to have succeeded.” - Bessie Anderson Stanley

(Source: imagineagreatadventure)

icanttellyoubutiknowitsmine:

harry and hermione’s relationship is so important because it shows that two characters can love each other deeply but not in a romantic way and there are not enough boy/girl unconditional, innocent friendships like that in books and that is why i am refusing to accept that J.K. wanted them together